Alphabeat resemble an master race breeding programme at the exact point the inbreeding kicks in.
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Television, stop trying to be the internet. TV shows that broadcast “funny web videos” – I’m talking to you. Anyone who wants to watch these can find them on the internet, they don’t need Lenny Henry, fucking Alex Zane or whoever is presenting Have I Got News For You this week to introduce them. In fact the people want to watch them have most likely already seen them, and so you, television, just look old and out of touch. It’s not 1998, we have hugely popular video websites, we don’t need a “So Graham Norton” to fill us in on internet goofery anymore.
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THE POINT IN TIME WHERE I DECIDED PANIC AT THE DISCO MUST BE CRUSHED: 2:08 minutes into their Nine In The Afternoon Video.