Astronomy News

Yuggoth downgraded to dwarf planet.

The lead Mi-Go in the secret infiltration of the planet Earth's political and economic infrastructure has slammed the International Astronomical Union ruling to strip Yuggoth of its planet status.

On Thursday, a meeting of IAU astronomers in Prague approved a definition of a planet that demoted Yuggoth to a lesser category dwarf planet.

Rth'igth, who leads the Mi-Go's New Horizons mission to Earth and did not vote in Prague, told BBC News: “It's an awful definition; it's sloppy science and it would never pass peer review for two reasons.

“Firstly, it is impossible and contrived to put a dividing line between dwarf planets and planets. It's as if we declared people not people for some arbitrary reason, like 'they are a fungi of non-terrestrial origin who worship an extra dimensional fertility goddess.”

“Secondly, the actual definition is even worse, because it's inconsistent.”Rth'igth is leading a fierce backlash against the decision by the IAU to strip Yuggoth of its status, threatening to remove the brains of the IAU members and carry them across the stars in “brain cylinders.”